Get a Damn Clue

Some people should be above the law, or so thinks alleged comedienne Sandra Bernhardt

In a "news report" the supposed funny woman said she will fight the new security measures


“Comedienne Sandra Bernhardt, close friend of Madonna, has threatened to fight new security measures at airports imposed after a terrorist attack on planes flying from the UK to the US was averted. From yesterday (10AUG06), passengers flying from and to America have been banned from taking non-essential hand luggage onboard jets. But Bernhardt, who is scheduled to fly out of New York's JFK Airport today (11AUG06) is determined to break the rule. She tells the New York Daily News, "When I go to the airport and they try to take my MAC Plushglass away from me, it's going to be World War III!"”

OK, we have to admit we had to look up what a MAC Plushglass was, turns ot it is some sort of 17 dollar lip gloss. Yes, LIPGLOSS. She is willing to “start WWIII” (actually it would be WW V, but who would expect this talentless hag to know history?) over a cosmetic, which frankly, will not help her look better anyway, we mean, have you actually seen this woman? Is this person so egotistical to think that she is not above the law? If she does not want to follow the laws that every one who flies on a commercial flight must obey, then she should take her and that high horse she is on and charter a private jet to take her back to her beloved New York City, a location which we would like to remind her is the prime target of terrorists.

Miss Bernhardt should be especially watchful of Islamic Fascists, due to the fact that she is the embodiment of everything they hate, Jewish, Outspoken Female and gay. Before she goes and gets herself arrested (Which we suspect that what will really happen, her “WW III” will be little more than her using sarcasm and degrading the little people that have to take her crap), she should think about if this battle over a couple of ounces of lip-gloss is really one she wants to fight.

Update.
It seems that this "actor" is a PAID spokesperson for MAC Plushglass. Ms. Bernhardt was just trying to get some free ad time for the product she pushes. The more serious question is not that it is right or not for MAC to let her spout off on national security issues but the question needs to be asked:

"What the HELL was MAC thinking when they elected to have this

(Photo removed due to complaints of illness it was causing)
be the example of what a beauty product can do four you?"

Which is the Bigger Celebrity Train Wreck Waiting to Happen?

Which “Celebrity” is going to have the “career” ending public meltdown first?

Lindsey Lohan
Or
Cindy Sheehan

Cindy Sheehan Starving to Death

Hat tip to Trail Mix at Disgruntled Truck Driver! He is a Squid with an opinion and he points out that Ms. Sheehan is wasting away from her hunger strike for peace. He posts a photo of her in which she looks dangerously thin, almost like a more mature (age wise, not mentally) Paris Hilton. Check out his post and see the horrible effects of starvation on the human body.

Screech is A Bum

Personal Responsibility
So it has come to this, how pathetic is it that Dustin “Screech” Diamond is forced to beg for money, via t-shirt sales to save his house. The one time former Saved by the Bell co-star is facing the loss of his house.

After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia [sic] for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed [sic] one on a land contract.

According to Real Estate ABCs, Land contracts vary widely from transaction to transaction.

In most cases, no grant deed is recorded. The buyer rarely obtains a new mortgage loan at the time of purchase. Instead, the new owner makes payments to an intermediary, who then makes payments on the seller’s mortgage, which is still in place. …Within a certain number of years, it is expected the buyer will be able to qualify for a loan.[emphasis added] At that time, they will obtain a new mortgage and pay off whatever amount the land contract requires.

So Screech pissed away the money he received for his nine million year run on saved by the bell and his appearance on Celebrity Boxing. He earned his bad credit the same way most of us have, over extending, bad investments and simply no planning. Now he wishes us to believe that all of a sudden he is required to pay the loan off and doesn’t have time to get a real mortgage, yet at the same time we are to believe that the value of the land went up overnight.

Diamond needs to grow up and face up to his personal responsibility. He needs stop pretending he is a comic and riding on the coat tails of a show that ended years ago and get a job and work to rebuild his credit like the rest of have had to do. While we admire his ingenuity, he should not rely on others to solve his problems.