A man from Poland moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She is going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."
Stop the Middle East Violins
What is all this about Violins in the Middle East? Why are people so keen to stop the violins? Music is a good thing and there really should be more music in the world. Violins are not the answer, not by themselves; you need flutes and drums, clarinets, pianos, French horns, trumpets and other instruments in order to have a good music program.
I hear some people stating that violins are senseless. I do not agree. Maybe violins are not the best instrument, but they are a necessary one. We could not have such great songs as “Devil Went Dow to Georgia”, and “If Your Going to Play in Texas” if it were not for violins.
We should not stop the violins, it is just a silly position.
Right v Wrong; aka Its Not Rocket Science
When the US takes someone prisoner:
Food prepared with respect to religious beliefs, religious accouterments provided, cots, blankets, access to medical and dental.
When Terrorists take prisoners:
Brutal beheadings.
Draw your own conclusions. We are guessing that they will be:
The Left:
Well, Bush and his illegal war forced them to do it, it’s Bush’s fault that these two soldiers died.
The Right:
How dare they! Lets bomb them all back into the Stone Age!
Cindy Sheehan:
ME! ME! ME!
Hillary John Clinton Kerry:
We need to reinforce the troops with the best equipment and as much money as we can, so they can make an orderly withdrawal.
Michael Savage:
ME, ME, Hate, Vitriol, ME
Daily KOS:
It’s a conspiracy!
Sean Hannity:
THREE HOURS A DAY!!!
