In the chaos after the plane crash in NYC yesterday one bold figure stepped up. Alec Baldwin tried to talk his way past the perimeter set up by the New York Police Department. Our first reaction was what the hell, who does he think he is?
However, upon further reflection (while on the throne) it makes perfect sense.
Alec Baldwin is an expert in disaster management. How else could one explain his career? How else could he still be relevant? Alec has survived disasters such as his marriage, his “I’ll move to France” comment, his “Stone him and his children to death” comment and as a host of the weekly calamity known as Saturday Night Live.
Further evidence of his ability to handle tragedy can be seen in his survival after being on Will and Grace long after it stopped being “funny” and he is currently heavily involved in something called 30 Rock, and who can forget him in Pluto Nash?
Yes, Alec Baldwin should have been allowed through the police barricade, he should have been able to go to the crash site and pick through the derbies and have the responders make way for him. He would not have been in the way, he would have been able to tell them how to do their jobs.
Alec Baldwin to the Rescue!
Get a Damn Clue
Some people should be above the law, or so thinks alleged comedienne Sandra Bernhardt
In a "news report" the supposed funny woman said she will fight the new security measures
“Comedienne Sandra Bernhardt, close friend of Madonna, has threatened to fight new security measures at airports imposed after a terrorist attack on planes flying from the UK to the US was averted. From yesterday (10AUG06), passengers flying from and to America have been banned from taking non-essential hand luggage onboard jets. But Bernhardt, who is scheduled to fly out of New York's JFK Airport today (11AUG06) is determined to break the rule. She tells the New York Daily News, "When I go to the airport and they try to take my MAC Plushglass away from me, it's going to be World War III!"”
OK, we have to admit we had to look up what a MAC Plushglass was, turns ot it is some sort of 17 dollar lip gloss. Yes, LIPGLOSS. She is willing to “start WWIII” (actually it would be WW V, but who would expect this talentless hag to know history?) over a cosmetic, which frankly, will not help her look better anyway, we mean, have you actually seen this woman? Is this person so egotistical to think that she is not above the law? If she does not want to follow the laws that every one who flies on a commercial flight must obey, then she should take her and that high horse she is on and charter a private jet to take her back to her beloved New York City, a location which we would like to remind her is the prime target of terrorists.
Miss Bernhardt should be especially watchful of Islamic Fascists, due to the fact that she is the embodiment of everything they hate, Jewish, Outspoken Female and gay. Before she goes and gets herself arrested (Which we suspect that what will really happen, her “WW III” will be little more than her using sarcasm and degrading the little people that have to take her crap), she should think about if this battle over a couple of ounces of lip-gloss is really one she wants to fight.
Update.
It seems that this "actor" is a PAID spokesperson for MAC Plushglass. Ms. Bernhardt was just trying to get some free ad time for the product she pushes. The more serious question is not that it is right or not for MAC to let her spout off on national security issues but the question needs to be asked:
"What the HELL was MAC thinking when they elected to have this
be the example of what a beauty product can do four you?"